|"Whatever happens we have got, the Marvello-Gun - and they have not"|
Recent tests at the Knuston Training Grounds indicated its superior range and muzzle-velocity, and there was a general agreement between the major Powers that such a weapon was far too powerful to be used in 'everyday' warfare.
Powered by a top-secret chemical propellant, the cannonballs from this gun are projected faster than the human eye can follow, causing wonder and amazement from all onlookers.
The Marvello-Gun has not been revealed before today because of a lack of suitably-trained gun crew. The newly formed Corps of Regional Artillery Personnel (pictured) has been undergoing intensive formation training, and were able to demonstrate that Freedonian military know-how is clearly something to be reckoned with - or at least seriously considered.
|CRAP Gunnners deploy the amazing Marvello-Gun|
President Firefly dismissed these comments, saying "They'll be hearing from my lawyers, Hunkerdunker, Hunkerdunker, Hunkerdunker, Hunkerdunker,and McCormack...take a letter..."